We’ve been in a slump for about a month now.

I thought we were gonna pull out of it this week, but a few tough beats on the spread turned what could’ve been a 6-2 week into a 3-5 one.

I think we ended up down 2.33 units this week, bringing the season total to 52-51 and down 5.79 units on the year. I hate it!

I’m also thinking that since my numbers use each team’s full season stats to calculate spreads and totals, that as the season progresses, it’s less and less a useful snapshot of each team’s current performance. I should figure that out when I have time.

On to this week’s plays!

AFL Plays of the Week

Fremantle -19.5 at GWS
Collingwood +8.5 at Gold Coast
North Melbourne +17.5 at Port Adelaide
Geelong/Brisbane o174.5
West Coast/Adelaide u172.5
Hawthorn/Melbourne o172.5
Gold Coast/Collingwood o173.5

No half unit plays this week. 7 plays, 7 units risked.

Good luck!

A couple of stinker weeks in a row around here. Got hooked on a goal at the siren in one match, had the right side and wrong outcome in a couple of others. That’s how it goes sometimes.

I had a few additional totals I liked but didn’t include as official plays last week and those went 2-1, so hopefully you included those in your plays.

49-46 on the season. I’m starting to think I’m not very good at this. Down 3.46 units on the season.

AFL Plays of the Week

Sydney +1.5 at Brisbane
Hawthorn/GWS over 173.5
West Coast +31.5 at Carlton
Collingwood -36.5 vs Richmond
Port Adelaide +22.5 vs Adelaide
North Melbourne -14.5 vs Essendon

Brisbane/Sydney over 184.5*
Hawthorn -20.5 vs GWS*

8 plays, 7 units risked.

I like almost all the full unit plays. They feel like the right sides except for Port. That team stinks, but this is a big rivalry match and hopefully they can hang in this one. I don’t have a ton of value on Hawthorn or Fremantle, but those are the sides I lean to.

Good luck!

The juice is squeezing! I hate it! We split on the full unit plays, 1-1. The half unit plays went 1-3. 47-42 on the season, down 1.7 units on the season.

Time to lock in I guess!

AFL Plays of the Week

Melbourne +16.5 at Adelaide
Adelaide/Melbourne o178.5
Carlton +14.5 at GWS
Port Adelaide +13.5 at Collingwood
North Melbourne -18.5 at Richmond

Fremantle -13.5 vs Geelong*

6 plays, 5.5 units risked.

I wouldn’t argue if you wanted to make the Carlton or Port plays half units. Those are spots where they could get blown out.

Freo’s basically a coin flip too. I wanted to bet Hawthorn here, but I don’t see any edge there.

These aren’t plays, but here are some totals I’m thinking about:

Richmond/North Melbourne o176.5
GWS/Carlton u186.5
St. Kilda/Western u184.5

That’s all I’ve got for this week! Good luck with your bets.

Alright, 6-7 last week, 4-5 on full unit plays, 2-2 on half unit plays, good for -1.65 units. That brings the season-long tally to 45-38, and -0.70 units on the season.

Ah well. The -115 odds I’m getting means I’ve got to hit 12 bets for every 10 I lose to come out ahead. That’s 55%. Tough sledding, but illustrates the advantage of getting -110 lines if you can find them. We’d be up 2.95 units with those odds.

Here are this week’s plays.

AFL Plays of the Week

Adelaide +2.5 at Western
GWS +3.5 at St. Kilda

Gold Coast +26.5 at Geelong*
Essendon +30.5 at Melbourne*
Melbourne/Essendon o172.5*
Port Adelaide/Sydney o165.5*

6 plays, 4 units risked.

I really like the GWS play. I might double down on that one. They’re playing really solid footy over the last month or so while St. Kilda has been pretty mediocre. As I mentioned before, GWS has been up and down all season, so this could bite me, but if they’ve righted the ship, we’re hopping aboard at the right time.

I also like the Crows here. I’ve got them winning by a goal or so, so some value taking the 2.5 points.

The other spots, the numbers say to take these sides, but they feel bad right now. Geelong at home is about as tough as it gets, and the Suns haven’t been in great form lately. The other three spots are relying too heavily on bad offenses to contribute. Essendon stinks and Port has no offense. So I’ll take these at half unit sizes, but you could just as easily lay off of these this week.

Since the slate is light this week, here’s a ML round robin to throw together if you feel like it. Unofficial play here.

Adelaide +100, West Coast +120, GWS +100. Parlay these by twos and we’ll see if we come out in the black.

Good luck!

First losing week since Round 7.

I questioned some of the totals and it turns out one contest rained the whole match and another had 70 mph winds. We hit the over despite the rain, but never came close to hitting the over in the windy match. I guess I should make checking the weather a routine part of this!

I also downgraded some plays to half units because they felt wrong. Those plays went 1-2, so I was right to do so, though maybe I should consider fading these in certain cases. Carlton got the surprise outright win, while Sydney and Hawthorn won by a combined 176 points.

We’re now 39-31 on the season, and after dropping 1.96 units, we’re up just 0.95 units on the season. This is a grind and the -115 odds is making it hard to come out ahead.

AFL Plays of the Week

Adelaide +9.5 vs Geelong
Adelaide/Geelong o168.5
Western +20.5 at Hawthorn
Hawthorn/Western o175.5
North Melbourne +25.5 vs Fremantle
Port Adelaide -8.5 at West Coast
Essendon +30.5 vs Carlton
Essendon/Carlton o173.5
Collingwood/Melbourne u184.5

West Coast/Port Adelaide u172.5*
St. Kilda +29.5 at Sydney*
Sydney/St. Kilda u185.5*
Collingwood +0.5 vs Melbourne*

13 plays, 11 units risked.

I feel pretty good about a lot of these, so I’ll just touch on the ones I’m unsure of.

Carlton’s won three in a row and Essendon looks like they’ve never played footy before. Granted, you could say we’re buying low on Essendon and selling high on Carlton here. The over is probably the one that’s going to give me heartburn. Feels real bad.

St. Kilda. They keep popping up as plays and I hate it every time. I should go back and look at how many times I’ve bet St. Kilda this year and how they’ve shaken out. I do think if they hang with the Swans it’ll be a low scoring affair, so here’s hoping we get that.

Good luck!

Plays went 6-5 last week, going 4-5 on full unit plays and 2-0 on half unit plays. That puts the week at -0.65 units (I added the Port/Carlton over midweek last week in the comments on the post. Hopefully you missed that one.).

Overall, our record is now 35-25, up 2.9 units on the season.

We had a couple of blowout losses (Carlton whooped Port Adelaide, Sydney was never close to covering) and some close ones that we basically split on (St Kilda lost by a kick, Adelaide covered by a kick, Collingwood/West Coast over missed by a kick).

I find that most weeks betting Aussie Rules shake out like this—up or down a half unit or so. Then there’s the occasional bad round, which is offset by the occasional round that goes like 8-1 like we had a few weeks ago.

On to Round 12.

AFL Plays of the Week

Fremantle +4.5 at Brisbane
Collingwood +7.5 at Western
Western/Collingwood u181.5
Melbourne -4.5 vs GWS
Melbourne/GWS o176.5
Essendon +8.5 at West Coast
West Coast/Essendon o155.5
St. Kilda +16.5 vs Hawthorn*
Carlton +23.5 vs Geelong*
Richmond +60.5 at Sydney*

10 plays, 8.5 units risked.

Some of these totals are way off the mark and I don’t know why. I guess we’ll find out. Bye weeks are starting this round, so there are fewer matches, but I’ve still managed to find some plays for you!

I really hate fading Geelong and Sydney in these spots, and Hawthorn should easily handle St. Kilda, but when the numbers skew the other way, I play the numbers and shrink the bet.

If you want some fun bets outside of these, I wouldn’t be opposed to taking a flier on the following moneyline bets: St. Kilda +175, Fremantle +105, Collingwood +125, Essendon +130. In fact, I might put those together in a Round Robin parlay.

If you want my explanation for any of these picks, just let me know in the comments!

Good luck!

Nice little week ‘round these parts. 4-1 on full unit plays and 4-0 on half unit plays puts us at +4.22 units for the week. Overall, we’re 29-20 and up 3.55 units on the season.

There were a couple of sweats and luckily we came out on the right side of those. The lone loss was Essendon +34.5 and even that probably should’ve covered if it weren’t for a terrible day kicking by the Bombers. They kicked 8 goals on 21 scores. On average, that number is between 50-60%, meaning they should’ve kicked around 10-12 goals with that many opportunities.

Let’s keep rolling.

AFL Plays of the Week

Richmond/Essendon u175.5
St. Kilda +25.5 at Fremantle
North Melbourne +10.5 vs Gold Coast
Sydney +10.5 at Geelong
West Coast +44.5 at Collingwood
Collingwood/West Coast o180.5
Port Adelaide -10.5 vs Carlton
GWS +14.5 vs Brisbane
Adelaide +15.5 at Hawthorn*
Richmond +12.5 vs Essendon*

10 plays, 9 units

There are several totals that aren’t out yet this week for some reason. If there are plays to be had among those once they’re released, I’ll comment below with my plays there and I will be tracking those as full or half unit plays as specified.

My Explanations

Dreamtime at the G! That’s what the matchup between Richmond and Essendon is called and it usually results in a hard fought contest. Richmond dominated the series in their not-so-distant heyday, but they’ve dropped three in a row now. The stakes are a little different this year, as this may well be the battle for the wooden spoon which is ignominious title “awarded” to the team that finishes last in the standings each year. So at least there’s something on the line for these two this year. I’m also on the under.

St. Kilda is trying to scrape their way out of the middle of the pack, something they’ve been trying to do for nigh on a decade now. This is a spot versus one of the league’s best to measure up against. They probably won’t win outright, but they can keep it within 25.

Gold Coast has been stellar at home, but this one’s on the road. Not saying that the Kangaroos have a distinct advantage there, but they’ve shown fight this year.

Sydney’s played excellent footy this year, but their recent matches have shown signs that their grasp on the top of the ladder may be slipping. This is an important one against a Geelong side hot on their heels.

Collingwood might win this one by 120, but they also haven’t shown signs this year of being the Collingwood of old. The Eagles have had some spunk too. I’m on the over as well, so if Collingwood does end up blowing this one out, they ought to be able to clear the 180.5 while they’re at it.

Port’s one of those teams that’s way further down the ladder than they deserve to be, real close to Carlton actually. These sides shouldn’t be that close. Port should clear the 10.5 points they’re laying at home.

I mentioned recently how volatile GWS’ game has been this year. Last week they laid an egg. This week, maybe they bounce back against the Lions who just took one on the chin from the Cats.

Lastly, I like the Crows to keep it close against the Hawks on the road. Hawthorn’s strung together three disappointing results in a row and are due for a bounce back, but they may have to wait a week as the Crows are flying high, winners of three straight.

Ok, we’ve stacked a couple winning weeks in a row now. I gave two half-unit plays last week and those split. 5-3 for the week and that’s good for +1.4 units.

On the season as a whole, we’re now 21-19 but still in the hole 0.67 units. Maybe this is the week we get back in the black.

I’ve decided I like the half-unit format for plays my numbers like but I don’t feel great about, or the other way around. Also for plays that my numbers consistently like, but by a small margin. There are a lot of those plays this week, unfortunately.

AFL Plays of the Week

Port Adelaide +26.5 at Gold Coast
Melbourne/Hawthorn o183.5
Essendon +34.5 vs Fremantle
Richmond +41.5 at St. Kilda
West Coast +30.5 vs GWS
Collingwood +29.5 at Sydney*
Sydney/Collingwood u182.5*
Melbourne +18.5 vs Hawthorn*
Carlton/Western u187.5*

*0.5 unit plays

9 plays, 7 units

My Explanations

Port has a terrible record but they’ve played a ton of close matches. Their last three losses have been by 3, 1, and 2 points. I have no idea why Gold Coast is laying such a big number here.

I like Melbourne to hang in this matchup against Hawthorn and these are two of the best offenses in the league.

Essendon isn’t good and Freo is very good, but Freo’s on the road for this one and Essendon has covered this number four times this year. Freo can cruise to a victory without covering.

I’m betting all the worst teams this week. I’m sure that’s going to work well out for me. Richmond stinks but St. Kilda shouldn’t be laying 40+ points against anyone either. Let’s hope for a low scoring affair.

Same story with West Coast. They’ve shown some fight so far and GWS is far too inconsistent to be laying big numbers here. The Giants may win by 100, but they’re also capable of losing this one outright. I’ll take the points.

Sydney, in Sydney, is a diabolical matchup right now. They’re rolling opponents. Collingwood doesn’t have it this year, but they’ll give the Swans their best. The Magpies love to get in dogfights and when my numbers lean with taking the points AND the under, I’m sure one of them is bound to hit.

Let me know if you’re tailing!

Back in the black last week, going 4-2. We hit on Collingwood, the Adelaide/Port under, St. Kilda, and the Sydney/Melbourne over. We lost on Freo and the West Coast/Richmond under. I gave the caveat that Western could cover against Freo easily if they got healthy, and they did, but I grade the plays as I give them! Hopefully you checked the injury report on that one.

We’re at 16-16 on the season, which is losing the vig. So we’re down about 2.08 units. Let’s see if we can get above water this week.

AFL Plays of the Week

Fremantle -3.5 vs Hawthorn
Port Adelaide +1.5 vs Western
Brisbane/Carlton o185.5
North Melbourne +27.5 vs Sydney
North Melbourne/Sydney u192.5
Essendon +44.5 at GWS
Carlton +42.5 at Brisbane*
St. Kilda +15.5 at Gold Coast*

*0.5 unit plays

8 plays, 7 units.

My Explanations

Freo is laying points at home against arguably the best team in the league? Smells a little fishy. But the Dockers are playing great footy right now, and Hawthorn has to travel across country for this one, plus they’ve got room enough at the top of the ladder to let this one slip past them.

Port is sneakily playing really sound footy. They’re one of the best defensive teams right now, hosting a Bulldogs side that’s struggled recently, dropping four straight.

I like Carlton to hang around in this one (see more below), and while Brisbane is capable of carrying the lion’s share of this total, if Carlton can pitch in, it should be a breeze.

While the Swans are probably the only team you could argue is better than Hawthorn, they just gave up a ton of points to Melbourne. Their offense is humming, but they’re on the road for this one against a North side that’s eager to show they belong in the playoff discussion. No better chance than this.

I’m pairing this with the under. The Swans have been crushing overs this year, so when the numbers get this high, I’ll take the under and hope for one slow quarter or some unpleasant weather to keep things under the bloated total here.

The Giants’ offense has been Jekyll and Hyde this year, going over 100 three times, but under 70 four times. While Essendon has given up almost 400 points their last three matches, they ought to be able to keep this one close if GWS can’t convert their opportunities.

Lastly, I’ve got a couple of fliers on Carlton and St. Kilda. They’re playing good sides on the road, which is a recipe for disaster, but my numbers show value on the dogs here.

Just For Fun Plays

If I was throwing out some moneyline plays this week, I’d consider betting Fremantle -130, Port Adelaide -110, and St. Kilda +165.

I also love to take my 4 or 5 best plays and put them in a round robin. If you’re unfamiliar with round robins, it’s essentially a 2-leg box bet, where you parlay each of the 4 or 5 plays by twos. So for this one, I’d take the 4 spread plays: Freo, Port, North, and Essendon, and parlay Freo with Port, Freo with North, Freo with Essendon, Port with North, Port with Essendon, and North with Essendon. So six 2-leg parlays in all combinations.

When I have five plays, I’ll do it with 3-leg parlays as well. For -110 or -115 bets, you have to hit 3/4 or 3/5 legs to come out ahead. Another great way to do round robins is with plus money plays. That way, it requires fewer legs to get net-positive.

Give it a try if you like!

2-4 this past week.

That puts us at 12-14 and around 3.56u in the red. We’ll keep trying though!

The good news is I like a bunch of home teams this week. Hopefully that works in our favor and we string together some Ws.

AFL Plays of the Week

Collingwood +21.5 vs Hawthorn
Fremantle -21.5 at Western*
Adelaide/Port Adelaide u177.5
West Coast/Richmond u184.5
St. Kilda -14.5 at Carlton
Sydney/Melbourne o186.5

My Explanations

Collingwood’s been all over the place this year and Hawthorn is arguably the best team in the AFL this year, but this is a big rivalry and 21.5 is a lot of points for a Collingwood side whose bread and butter has been winning tight games late over the past few years.

The Bulldogs have a great roster. They’re absolutely gutted by injuries though. If they’re healthy, this feels like one they can win easily. But look at these numbers over the last three weeks: 64, 56, and 60. That’s how many points they’ve scored. 104, 131, 126. That’s how many points they’ve allowed. The thing to watch is the injury report. I’ll probably scratch this bet if Western gets three or more guys back this week.

The Showdown. Always a classic. Adelaide has won five of the last six Showdowns, but Port is in better form right now. The line’s too tight to call, so I’ll take the under here.

West Coast and Richmond are the two worst defenses in the league, but they’re also two of the worst offenses. We’re hoping for poor kicking for this high total.

Carlton stinks.

Sydney can score and my numbers say bet Melbourne +31.5, but it seems like the over’s just as smart a play here if you like Melbourne to hang with the high-scoring Swans.

Good luck!

I mentioned last week how in my several years of doing this, I’ve had tons of rounds where I lost money, but they’re typically a 5-5 week or a 3-4 week where you’re just losing one unit or just the juice. It’s the weeks where we go 9-2 that get us firmly net positive.

Well, I called upon the gambling gods and they bit. 2-6. It stinks!

Sure, a couple bad breaks, but mostly just misses. It happens sometimes! I probably shouldn’t invoke it. Whatcha gonna do?

That knocks out all our profit for the season and stacks us at 10-10 on the year. That puts us down about 1.3 units.

Onward and upward.

AFL Plays of the Week

Collingwood -17.5 at Essendon
Fremantle -36.5 vs Carlton
Fremantle/Carlton u178.5
West Coast +39.5 at St. Kilda
Adelaide +19.5 at Brisbane
North Melbourne +16.5 at GWS

My numbers are screaming to take Western at home against Sydney, but Western literally had their three best players go down with injuries last week, so I’m going to lay off that one here.

The line is not out for the Richmond/Melbourne match, but that should have Melbourne favored by 30-40 points.

Carlton is in a tailspin and Fremantle is returning home for this one, on the West Coast where they typically play better. These two teams have four common opponents already, where Fremantle has gone 4-0 with an average margin of victory of 29 points and Carlton has gone 1-3 with and average margin of -13 plus they’re coming off a heartbreaking loss to their biggest rival. Bad spot for the Blues.

We’re betting on a couple of sides that are trending down in West Coast and Adelaide. We’re buying low, looking for them to cover their margins. Adelaide is averaging less than 10 point margins. The two matches they’ve played where the margin exceeded 8 points were wins.

Let’s get back in the black!

We followed up a 5-2 record in Round 4 with a 3-2 record in Round 5. Most everywhere I look, I get odds at -115. Sometimes you get -110, but for the most part, most American books are juicing these odds so they don’t have to put effort into validating the lines. That means a win pays $0.87 on the dollar.

Overall, we’re 8-4 and up 2.96 units. I’ll track this all season long, and hopefully you can find better odds where you are.

I’m not going to sit here and tell you to bet these heavily. That’s a recipe for disaster and I don’t want to jinx myself. BUT! Without looking too deeply into my history, I’m pretty sure there are rarely weeks where my plays lose 2+ units. Usually, we’re right around +/- one unit, and there is occasionally a round or two where the plays go like 9-2 and we’re up big. So just a little food for thought based on the results I’ve seen over the past five-ish years I’ve been betting on Aussie Rules.

Outside of official plays, I suggested three spread plays that went 1-2, and two totals that both hit. I also suggested three ML plays that all lost. Whatcha gonna do?

I also suggested taking the unders in the last two matches at the Adelaide Oval, since the AFL was playing five games in 4 days on the same field. Both of those hit as well.

Here are this week’s plays.

AFL Plays of the Week

Western +11.5 at Geelong
Geelong/Western o187.5
GWS +26.5 at Sydney
Gold Coast/Essendon u189.5
Port Adelaide +40.5
Adelaide -15.5 vs St. Kilda
West Coast +43.5 vs Fremantle
West Coast/Fremantle u185.5

My favorite play of the week is Adelaide -15.5.

I have conflicting indicators on the Gold Coast/Essendon match, so I’ll stick with the total play there. Let me know if you’re tailing!

You may be wondering why we’ve got a bird pic as our lead image today. That’s a magpie. The same magpie that burned us this past week, and the same magpie we’re backing again this week as our top play.

I gave seven official plays last week and those went 5-2. Good for you for tailing me. You’re a very smart boy.

Collingwood happened to be without the best player in the sport, and while that doesn’t explain the entirety of their 54 point drubbing they took, it certainly ended up being important to our chances.

Nick Daicos has been done in by his hammy. I have no idea what his status looks like for this week and I imagine most of the training staff in Collingwood don’t have that answer yet either.

Let’s recap the rest of the plays last week, shall we?

Essendon easily covered the +70.5, Melbourne won outright, as did North Melbourne, and Geelong almost pulled out the W, easily covering their +10.5 spread. We split on the two totals I gave you, easily sailing under in Richmond/Port Adelaide, and then getting done in almost exclusively by Sydney as they contributed 163 points toward the 181.5 total.

I suggested maybe throwing some money on Collingwood and Geelong moneylines and they both lost. I had a couple of leans on a pair of totals and those split as well. That’s why these aren’t official plays I guess!

This week is the Gather Round, where all teams travel to Adelaide to play. Sounds like a really fun week. Five matches will be played at the Adelaide Oval over 4 days, while two smaller venues each host a pair. I haven’t looked into it, but I wonder if taking the under in the fourth or fifth match at the Adelaide Oval might be a good idea, given that the field ought to be beat up pretty good by then. Those matches are Hawthorn/Western and the last match of the week Port Adelaide/St. Kilda, in case you want to test it out.

Here are this week’s plays.

AFL Plays of the Week

Carlton +32.5 at Adelaide
Collingwood +10.5 vs Fremantle
Essendon +26.5 vs Melbourne
Gold Coast +2.5 at Sydney
Port Adelaide +6.5 vs St. Kilda

Many of the totals for matches this week aren’t out yet, so I don’t have any totals for you this week. If you’re looking to throw a little extra scratch around, I thought about taking North Melbourne +34.5, Western +7.5, and Richmond +34.5 as well as The GWS/Richmond over 180.5 and the Essendon/Melbourne under 189.5.

There are a few moneyline spots I like here as well: Collingwood +145, Western +120, and Port Adelaide +120.

Again, just the plays up top are graded. These are just for fun. Let me know if you tailed last week and if you have any questions, leave a comment!

It’s time to kick off some more footy picks around here.

In case you missed out in past years, we here at SLP like all the kinds of football we can get and that includes Australian Rules Football. Familiarize yourself with a great sport, or don’t! The plays will be the plays. We’re here to make money.

I like to give my system I’ve developed a few weeks of data, and now that we’re through the Opening Round as well as Rounds 1-3, I’m ready to start saying these with my chest!

Here are this week’s plays.

AFL Plays of the Week

Collingwood +16.5 at Brisbane
Essendon +70.5 at Western
Melbourne +19.5 vs Gold Coast
Geelong +10.5 at Hawthorn
North Melbourne +8.5 vs Carlton
Richmond/Port Adelaide u179.5
West Coast/Sydney u181.5

Collingwood and Essendon are my favorite plays, so you may consider throwing a little extra on those two plays. I like Collingwood to keep this one within a kick and while I’m fully aware that Western may easily beat Essendon by 100, I’ve got this one pegged closer to 50.

Only the plays specified as plays of the week will be graded, but if you’re feeling froggy, you can consider betting a little on Geelong (+140) and Collingwood (+175) to win outright. I also have leans on some totals, with Adelaide/Fremantle u180.5 and Melbourne/Gold Coast u183.5.

And in case you’re wondering how things are shaking out early this year, the spread plays in the Opening Round went 1-2, Round 1 went 3-2, Round 2 I had no plays, Round 3 went 3-0. That’s 7-4 to start the year. Totals have gone 6-5, with overs going 3-1 and unders going 3-4.

Let me know if you’re tailing!

If you’ll recall, I gave out my Super Bowl play last week, taking New England +4.5. I still like that a lot. In fact, there hasn’t been a larger Super Bowl spread in 16 years(!!).

Also, I think the total is pretty fair here. I don’t see much value on a play either way, though if forced, I’d lean very slightly to the over. That brings us to…

Live Bets!

There are a few situations I want to highlight here. One, regarding the total, is that:

If the total drops below 42, take the live over

If the total climbs to as high as 52, take the live under

That’s a ten point window where this game is likely to land, in my opinion.

The ideal live total scenario is a low scoring 1H followed by a higher scoring 2H, because that meshes well with a recent trend in CCGs and Super Bowls:

The halftime underdog covers the 2H spread 64% of the time

Consider placing a spread bet on the losing team at halftime.

Prop Bets!

These are just for fun! Tail them, fade them, drop your own plays in the comments. Good luck!

Heads

Seahawks to win coin toss

1st play of game is a rush

Drake Maye o35.5 rushing yards

Kayshon Boutte longest rec o17.5

Kenneth Walker u20 rushes

Sam Darnold longest completion u35.5

Seahawks by 1-3 points +460

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• Super Bowl Preview & USC Legacies: * The QB Matchup: Drake May (Patriots) vs. Sam Darnold (Seahawks).

  • Trivia: The bizarre but true story of Sam Darnold’s grandfather, Dick Hammer—a firefighter and original Marlboro Man.

  • The Lines: With Seattle favored at -4.5 and an over/under of 46, the guys debate whether New England can start a new dynasty or if “regression” is coming for the stat-heads.

Super Bowl Sunday is still more than a week away and we’re left in that weird football dead zone where the season is essentially over and teams are jettisoning coaches across the league, scouting players for the draft, churning out mock draft after mock draft while there is still one more (real) game left to be played (apologies to the Pro Bowl).

What’s the deal with branding and no one being able to even say Super Bowl? Everything is “the Big Game” or whatever. I know it has to do with promotions and profiting off another company’s branding but I hate it. Everyone knows what you mean! Anyway, NFL goons, please leave me alone.

I’m sure as *THE BIG GAME* approaches, I’ll probably put out some fun prop bets just for fun for you all to tag along on. For instance, I typically bet the national anthem over/under (though in recent years, the practice sessions have been leaked, scrapping the bet by the big day), the coin toss, maybe the color of the gatorade, etc. I might even whip up some player props I like too. But first, let’s recap Conference Championship Week.

CCG Recap

I gave out two plays last week, and as has become a trend in the postseason, they split. New England failed to cover in what became a second half blizzard. Naturally, I feel like they would have covered easily without the snow, but I guess we’ll never know! The Rams and Seahawks sailed over. Should’ve bet racks on that one.

My numbers leaned Seattle and I ended up betting on them as well, so I came out ahead, even if you didn’t. Sorry about that! I gotta have some action ykwim???

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Super Bowl Plays

Just one play here.

NE +4.5

*in my absolute best Borat voice* My numbers(!) have this one at New England -3.5 and the total at 46. While I don’t like the Pats to win outright, 4.5 points feels like way too much for a matchup between great offenses and great defenses. Both of these teams’ units (haha, units) rank in the top 5 in most metrics. Idk, maybe I made that up, but the stats I look at have both offenses and both defenses highly ranked.

I think the line is where it’s at because the Pats have played two underwhelming games offensively which just so happened to be against two of the best defenses in the league and one of which happened in a blizzard for 30 minutes. Kind of tough sledding there.

Meanwhile, the Seahawks seem inevitable. Also, I like the Seahawks and while I contend that if this exact Patriots team had a different logo and colors, they’d be a fan favorite, I also am sick as shit of seeing them be successful. Making the Super Bowl is good enough. The Hawks can take it home though. That’s a much more fun story *to me*, and that’s what’s important.

So Pats to cover, Seahawks to win. That’s what I’m pulling for.

If you were forcing me to pick a side on the total, I’d lean very slightly to the over. When factoring in Red Zone performance, the total should be closer to 48.5, but including that metric in my projections is still a work in progress.

Let me know if you have any player props or game bets you like! I tend to spray the board for the Super Bowl.

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We may have something for March Madness, and Aussie Rules Football kicks off in March, but I may not have any plays there until April.

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Buffalo dropped the ball and the weather seemed to affect what should have been a fun one in Chicago. I mean, I guess it was still pretty fun as it was. You know what I mean.

New England came through though. I hope you were able to decipher the plays there. I had New England -11 with a total of 42.5. They won by 12 and the scores tallied 44 points. While I leaned over, it didn’t qualify as a play at 42.5. So that puts us at 3-3 last week.

Only two games this week, so I’ll go into a little detail on each one.

AFC Championship Game

The New England Patriots head to Denver to play the Bo Nix-less Broncos. My numbers take the full season into account, so I want you to know that my numbers are already factoring in Bo Nix playing for the Broncos, which certainly won’t happen.

I’ve got the Patriots by 14. I’ve also got the total in this one pegged at about 45 points. With the current spread at New England -4.5, there’s tons of value on the Pats at the moment, even before factoring in that Jarrett Stidham will be seeing his first meaningful snaps in about 8 years and his first playoff snaps ever. Against what may be the league’s best defense.

I think the talking heads and the casual fans have been going on about how good Denver’s defense is and how well Stidham played in the preseason as if the Broncos are about to go play against the Raiders. The Patriots are a juggernaut. I hate to be the one to tell you this. If they don’t have the best defense in the league, there’s certainly an argument to be made for the unit. And offensively, you’ve got the NFL MVP frontrunner leading an offense that you could also argue is one of the best in the league.

I think there are a few things keeping this line where it’s at currently:

1. New England’s offense didn’t look very good against…Houston’s defense. Houston’s D might be the only one you could argue is better than New England’s. The Pats won that heavyweight bout easily.

2. Denver beat the golden boy, or rather, Josh Allen threw that game away. Not to take anything away from the Broncos, but the Bills’ defense is not good and Josh Allen made a ton of bad decisions with the ball and still had a shot to beat Denver in the Mile High City.

3. It’s early enough that the volume of bets hasn’t really come in on this game yet. I expect this line to move.

I imagine this line will close closer to 7. It’ll still be off. I suspect Vegas will lose their asses on this one. Unfortunate for them, and unfortunate for Bo Nix.

Play: New England -4.5

NFC Championship Game

The LA Rams travel to Seattle for the second time this season to face the Seahawks in a winner-take-all Game 3 of this three game series.

You’ll hear all week how even this matchup is and it’s true. These two teams have played a couple of the best games of the season, rivaled only by maybe the Chicago/Green Bay games.

But one thing you probably won’t hear about is how much of these two games the Rams led for. The Rams led for 53:38 in the first game. Despite the Seahawks trailing by as much as 9, they still had a FG attempt to win the game as the clock expired. Then, in Seattle, the Rams led for 20:57, leading by as much as 16 in the 4th Quarter.

The Rams only trailed for 22:46 over the two games combined.

The Seahawks trailed for 1:14:35.

So my point is this: what happens if Seattle isn’t playing from behind the entire game?

I trust that will be a point of emphasis in Seattle this week. When we see teams play three times in one season, there’s always some added wrinkles that end up breaking the game open. While on one hand, I can see why everyone expects this game to be close, but on the other, I think it’s quite possible that if Seattle is the one to build the early lead, that the Rams will have a much harder time keeping this one close.

My numbers have this game pegged at Seattle -3.5 and the total at 50.

The actual line is Seattle -2.5 and the total is 46.5.

Play: LAR/SEA o46.5

Good luck and let me know in the comments if you’ve got a play you like this week!

Week 18 Recap

So let’s start by recapping the Week 18 plays I gave out here and tying a bow on the regular season. I gave out 20 plays in total, going 7-4 on spread plays and 5-4 on totals.

That puts the final regular season tally at 96-91-4. That’s about -3.64u on the season. Oh well. I found a good system around Week 11 for setting my own lines and those plays went 49-27 on spreads and 34-28 on totals. The totals part needs some work still, but 64%+ on spread plays helped us get back over .500 on the season. We’ll get ‘em next year.

Wild Card Recap

Not that this serves any purpose for you, the reader, but my plays this past week were:

LAR -10.5
LAR/CAR o46.5
GB +1.5*
GB/CHI o45.5
JAX +1.5
SF +4.5
NE -3.5

***HOU/PIT o38.5***

So a few things here.

One, there’s still a play available! I’m on the over tonight! Go bet it!

Two, you’ll notice an asterisk above next to the Green Bay play. That’s because despite my numbers showing value on the Packers, I actually bet this one the other way based on a few factors including recent performance, weather, and coaching. We’ll grade it as a loss here, but it wasn’t one for me!

We’re 4-3 at this point, with the total tonight still in play.

Also, my numbers on the other totals didn’t cross thresholds, but I had leans on the under in all three of those matchups and they all went under. Yay me.

And now, onto the divisional round…

Divisional Round Plays

BUF -1.5
BUF/DEN o46.5
SF/SEA o45.5
LAR -3.5
LAR/CHI o51.5

Lastly, we’re still waiting to see which team the Patriots host next week.

I’ve got the line against HOU as -11 with a total of 42.5, and the line against PIT as -13.5 with a total around 49.5. I doubt we see New England hang numbers this big, so my guess is I’ll likely be on the Patriots at home again.

As a reminder, I like more than a FG of cushion on my numbers, so against HOU, I’d take NE laying 7.5 or less, over 39, or under 46. For PIT, I’d take NE laying 10 or less, over 46, or under 53.

If the Patriots’ spread or total warrants a play as described above, I’ll be counting it.

Good luck!

Week 16 plays went 8-4, bringing the season long tally to 84-83-4.

The picks I had last week, which I did not give out here, went 6-4 on spreads and 5-6 on totals, so basically a wash.

Here’s what I’ve got this week, and keep in mind that team motivation is a huge reason some of these spreads are so far off, so I’ll probably pare my plays down significantly, even though the numbers like a lot more plays here.

NFL Plays

SEA -1.5
DAL -3.5
CLE +7.5
GB +7.5
JAX -13.5
LAR -7.5
LAC +12.5
NE -10.5
PHI -4
BUF -6.5
PIT +3.5
DET/CHI o50.5
DAL/NYG o49.5
GB/MIN o35.5
ARI/LAR o46.5
LAC/DEN o37.5
KC/LV o36.5
WAS/PHI o39
NYJ/BUF o38
BAL/PIT o40.5

Good luck!